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Element Town • Christmas Speech 2011
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Christmas Speech 2011

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:42 pm
by TheFordium
So, by the time I finish writing this, it will be Christmas Day 2011 here in England :D Not expecting to get a great deal, and I'm not too bothered, because it's the giving that's important. Which is why, because I won't be on tomorrow what with all my family swamping me, I wanted to wish you all the best. I hope you guys have a very merry Christmas, and enjoy yourselves.

Spend time with your family, eat mince pies, open presents, eat mince pies, pull a *dancer* and fall over, eat mince pies, put stupid programmes on the television even though nobody's really watching them (because everyone is eating mince pies), DON'T eat christmas cake because it's gross, and then finish off your day with a nice mince pie. Nom.

But srsly, have fun guys. This is also like my 1 year anniversary of being in ET so I wanna thank you all for being really horrible and repeatedly pestering me to play games with you. Of course I kid! :lol: You guys have been really good friends to me this past 12 months so yeah. Cheers ;)

Aaaanyways, I think I've squeezed more than enough festive cheer and sarcasm into this post, so I shall finish by reciting a special poem I wrote for all of you here at ET this Christmas.

It's that time once again
When all round the world
Presents are given
To all boys and girls

But passed around daily
Here at ET
Is one special gift
That you cannot see

It's the best gift of all
I'm sure you'd agree
It's cute warm and cuddly
And that gift is... ME


wut poem makes no sense im not invisible wut

:?: (Trying to rhyme with love is hard :P )

- Ford

P.S When I started writing this, it wasn't Christmas, but then I got distracted and it took me 44 minutes to complete. Also, enjoy waiting another 4 and a bit hours :twisted:

Re: Christmas Speech 2011

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:03 pm
by 3llismore
good job and merry christmas

Re: Christmas Speech 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:00 am
by Jodediah
<3
I like how cra.cker was blocked to *good with cheese*. Going overboard on the word filter = ftw :D
MERRY CHRISTMAAASSSSSS~

Re: Christmas Speech 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:47 pm
by TheFordium
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: Christmas Speech 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:57 pm
by DarkDanny
Nice Poem Ford. Merry Holidays.

Re: Christmas Speech 2011

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:07 am
by TheFordium
indeed and you too :)